January 2011
dreambreak destiny.: A Series of Unfortunate... →
ungunwashim:
Violet, Klaus and Sunny made a sitting by the calendar.
“Today is a goodly day!” say Violet.
“Goo Goo!” say Sunny.
“Why won’t you create a talkings?” ask Klaus, but suddenly, the calendar changed it’s color.
“IT’S FRIDAY 13TH NOW! MUCH UNLUCKY DAY!” boamed the Calendar!
“Oh no!” say Klaus,…
LEVEL 15 NSFW: Since we're getting closer to the... →
ungunwashim:
solaravada:
realitylapse:
1. Don’t listen to music. If you’re somewhere secure and you feel you may be safe for the moment, sure go ahead. But if you’re walking the streets, you’ll need every single one of your senses to know if you’re in danger. Music only dulls your…
Also, stay the fuck away from chainsaws.
Shit’s loud, heavy, and requires gas to work (good...
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My new years' resolution
I just want to be a supa kawaii lolita ):
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drfetus:
you forgot “even more amazingly than I already can” at the end of that sentence
SELF ESTEEM +10
7 tags
2011 is in a few hours and I don't have a fucking...
Fuck you, future
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mfw when my mom's phone rings and her ring tone is...
If I streamed movies for like six hours, would...
ghgufuffuhggigjgiigfyifuy
December 2010
Reboof with a picture of who you're going to kiss...
cuttlefishculler:
stupidgengar:
My dream last night
So, it was the zombie apocalypse.
However, there were two different kinds of zombies—somewhat civilizes, intelligent zombies, and those who shambled around, groaning and hunting humans. I’ll call the civilized ones Z-A, and the shambling ones Z-B.
The latter hunted Z-A’s as well as humans, I guess, so of course, Z-A avoided them as much as possible.
I was in the Z-A group.
...
mordeauisms:
SPEND IT WITH ME.
THIS IDEA PLEASES ME
What's your Time Lord name? (better if you use... →
chicksdiggentlemen:
zindabad:
temporary-virgin:
nepekitty:
ephemeraaeterna:
britanniarule:
altfornorge:
meinschtickyfriend:
inlesbians-withyou:
themanwhoforgot:
quintossential:
spogooter:
timberwolfeh:
donthateexterminate:
benedictcumberbatch:
I am ‘The Seer’ and instead of feeling badass, I feel like Professor Trelawney.
“The Chemist”
…Badass.
“Loranos”
Less...
Time for
another New Years’ Eve
spent
by
myself
Gonna watch Scott Pilgrim with Pappi
“I’ll get the bedroom ready”
“Okay—-“
“For long, passionate lovemaking to de Scott Peelgrim movie”
Yeah, okay, mom.
toreadora:
so i was enjoying a gay porno of fratboys getting hazed as i normally do on thursday nights when i notice this poor guy wearing dish gloves in he background on his knees cleaning the carpet
i have never felt so bad for anyone in a porno ever
I love you so much.
monoe-deactivated20120105 asked: super
tocite asked: Texas
Anonymous asked: poop
Anonymous asked: poop
tocite asked: Texas
monoe-deactivated20120105 asked: super
blausky asked: Blue
blausky asked: Blue
Let's play the word game.
fregolidelusion:
anotherteenagetragedy:
Go to my ask box. Put one word. It can be a person, place, thing- it does not matter. I will respond with the first word that comes to mind.
DO THIS ONE TOO! :)
DO THIS OMG <3
This would please me greatly
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What Pumpkin?
psychologicalmumbojumbo:
THIS FUCKING PUMPKIN!
