April 2012
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LOOK AT HOW FUNKY HE IS
Watch
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF
This is a fucking amazing post.
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SHE'S COMING TO VISIT
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
I GET TO SEE MY LITTLE SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m really sorry for all that but I just miss my little sister so much dfhsdfhjsdf
She said she’s gonna give the teeth to the tooth fairy, and she’s asking the tooth fairy to bring the teeth to us so we can see them and give her ten dollars.
u wu
OKAY FUCK YOU GUYS ID YOU DON’T CARE BECASUSE ESDJSDJSDHSDJDH I’M SO EXCITED FOR HER???
ALSO I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO HER AT ALL THIS YEAR SO I’M JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY EXCITED FOR MY TURN TO TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE!!!
MY LITTLE SISTER LOST THREE TEETH YOU...
SHE’S GROWING UP
OH GOSH
CHLOE’S ON THE PHONE
CHLOE’S ON THE PHONE
CHELEOSODNSDF PHONE
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APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
bear-die:
miss-simplicity:
YOU GUYS …
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE)
BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS.
THIS.
Welp
I just really did not want to get out of bed, wow
I was laying there like “I have never been this comfortable in my life”
March 2012
I just remembered that I can’t close my door because I don’t have a doorknob
(‘8
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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the-goggles:
WHOA WHAT
KILLER BEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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kpaxx:
WHAT
Yeah
Did I ever tell you guys that my middle school was put on lockdown one day because of killer bees?
That was the best day ever.
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sassy-lesbian-justine asked: Nͮͮ͌ͤ̊̇ͨ̌̉ͩ̒ͧ̋͊̓͞҉̸̡̤͉̦̻̭̘̰̥͝O̸̴̙͕̭͇̣͈̤͉̗̪̥̮̤ͧ̑ͥ̒͑͐͌̑͘͜...
I’m heading to bed but
I’M SO EXCITED THAT WE MIGHT BE GETTING A BOONE
AND DELTA AND SINCLAIR ARE MAKING ME CRY INSIDE A LOT??? LIKE OH MY GOD
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I keep getting so excited every time someone mentions Legion BUT THEY’RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT MASS EFFECT
FUCK THSIS GAY EATRTH???
Jennifer Lawrence seems like such a sweetheart
I really like her u wu
Why do really great fandom artists always follow my horrible shitty RP accounts OH MY GOD…
…suddenly it’s 8 am and I didn’t sleep
….woops
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hhhanner:
everyone should take note
that when i was visiting devin
her mom was singing something about warm biscuits while playing a dance game or something
and devin was like
“I want warm biscuits in my mouth.”
and she was just
she just wanted some biscuits.
some warm biscuits in her mouth.
I still do. )8